So you want to e-mail me... Here are some rules for e-mailing me:

• Do not send me spam.
• Do not send me hoaxes.
• Do not send me chain letters
• Any message that says something like "Forward this to everyone you can" is either a hoax or a chain letter.
• Jokes are OK, but if the subject line starts with "Re: Re: Re," I've probably already heard it.
• Windows viruses and trojans are OK. My computer is immune to them.
• Do not send me "electronic greeting cards."
• Do not give my email address to spammers.
• If you click a web link that says "Send this page to a friend," and enter my address, you're probably giving my address to a spammer.
• If you type my address anywhere except in your own address book, or in a new message to me, you're probably giving my address to a spammer.
• If you send me an "electronic greeting card" you're probably giving my address to a spammer.
• Do not send me Microsoft® Word documents. I do not have Microsoft® Word. Save them to another format (Same for Excel and Powerpoint® files).
• Messages with a blank subject line will be treated with low priority.
• Messages in all capital letters will be treated with even lower priority.